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Simple Truth About Life

Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you’re screwed.

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, “Congratulations.”
But, none of them touch the man’s penis and say, “Good job.”
Moral of the story: Hard work is never appreciated.

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole’s name.
3. If you help someone when they’re in trouble, they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one, when he was shot by the woman’s husband.

About Antigua Guatemala

Guatemala Vacation Properties Our professional staff will respond to your inquires in a timely manner. We are a group of Professionals with 20 years of combined Travel Experience in Central America. Our focus is on providing quality of services that is reflected on the positive travel reviews on sites like TripAdvisor, with over 120 highly rated reviews. That tells part of our story. We are people just like you. Our guests always leave Guatemala with a greater experience then they ever expected. Give us a chance to fill your travel needs, from vacation rentals to a full roster of Tour Options. You will be glad you did. Here’s what we’ve provided and hope you find helpful on our Guatemala vacation property site: a roster of vacation rental homes and room accommodations: a sense of their unique location within a Guatemalan region and what you will find to do in the surrounding areas; and there’s Guatemala tourism packages page if you decide you want information on Guatemala travel itineraries as well as where to stay.


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